Britons:   I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians:   No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons:  Hello,this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians:  Hello,who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons:     Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians:   S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons:        Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:  No- need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons:   Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians:   Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons:   I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians:   Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons:     I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians:   Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians:  You mad/crazy, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying toconcentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons:    We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians:   Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons:   Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians:   Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons:   This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians:  like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons:    Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:    Celaka u !!!

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Additionally:
Br: Could you smell something fishy?
Mal: Who kantut ah?..So smelly lah..like lulian buruk!

Br: Excuse me! Your fly is undone!
Mal: Eh, not shame ah, pepo see your burung gantung-gantung lah!

Br: Could you please pass me the cornbread dressing?

Mal: Take that for me eh?